KILL THE BULLS NOT THE ATHLETE
(prompted by ITA-haste to place DR by 1.41.01 electronic board for photographers, & subsequent media attention; see 10m58s video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTQOpjCkCHo)
‘rapidamente, rapidamente’ *
(for speed, puff, that’s a slow word
I run faster, puff, than you say it)
let’s not linger
(I don’t, puff, I’m the fastest)
here’s No.28 for the photographers
(and No.1 today, puff, all time)
here, just here behind the board
(so you can, puff, hide my legs
but I, puff, can rest, puff, against it
flowers aloft, puff, and smile for them)
no, no, can you lean with both arms
(ah, puff, yes, puff, more restful, puff)
yes, good, now by the side, here on the right
(oh, this leaning over, puff, is tiring)
wave your hand, now hold up the flowers
(how long, puff, can I keep this smile up)
now squat, and point your finger
(ah that’s a bit more comfortable)
please, please, move back,
you’re covering the 100th of a second
(it’ll be out of date in the next year of so)
can you point your finger at the time
no, thumbs up would be better
no better still, no finger, no thumb
move back you’re hiding the time
(are we now satisfied?)
actually you on the left would be better
(what’s the advantage of that side?)
closer, closer, and thumb up is good
(Here, puff, there, puff, now here, puff)
now lets stand again, lean, flowers up
(Oh this crouch stand is tough)
now crouch down
(I’d sooner sit, puff, in the drug-testing tent)
and point at the time
(I know the routine now)
now a full frontal for the photographers
(I think my legs are good - for running too)
yes run round the track, flowers aloft
(at last a warm down is possible)
we’re world famous ITA tv interviews
(not as famous as I am)
can you be photographed with this old man
(my sweat will get on his shirt)
scuttle, scuttle, puff-puff photographer
(that photographer can’t keep up with me
even my jog, I’ll walk for him a bit)
put it there please, your hand on mine
(yes, the spectators here are good)
put it there Champion
(thanks, a few handshakes too is fine)
we’re important photographers too
(my picture will be everywhere)
please can you sign my programme
(you’ll only get a very quick Maasai signature)
we just want to touch your hand
(they were a good crowd last year)
‘this way’ old officials, shall I take your flowers?
(hey you can’t have my flowers)
another old man hug and touch
(these old ‘Harbig 1.46.6 times’ men are everywhere)
we’d like to photo you by this bush
(somebody needs to trim this)
Mr Meet Director? Does his thing
congratulates: 7th placed 1st-1min pacer Kivuva;
nearly-as tall as DR DNF 1st-lap 48.20 pacer Tangui;
My meeting will get behind time
Get those 1.5k ladies on the road
more photos, more photos
(I’ll never finish this lap)
As the Meet Director
I just want to congratulate you
David Lekuta Rudisha
(it will be with 50 bulls back home)
The Meet Director gives a hug
(another old man, but Rieti is good
he needs a John Major footstall;
2010, here in Rieti, not like 1973
when it was Milan, the WR
1.43.7 Marcello Fiasconaro;
sorry I missed the 100 years anniversary
Emilio Lunghi’s 1.52.1y WR)
You are taller than my son
(and taller too than Kipketer and Coe;
drug testing time at last, so I can sit down;
No! I’m not going to throw my flowers to the spectators;
vase, water & wrap them & present to [wife] Lizzy.)
* quickly
dp 4sep10